Dakota Johnson’s the queen of savage rid-or-die vitality — as a result of she as soon as mailed a gallon of gorilla poop to her good friend’s ex.

Yup, you heard proper — Dakota spilled the soiled tea on Self-importance Honest’s Lie Detector Video Collection, saying she figured the man wouldn’t be watching anyway … so she simply confessed to ordering a supply of some grade-A, smelly revenge.

Dakota stated the messy deed went down just a few years again … and when requested the place one would even go to cop an identical reward, she didn’t miss a beat — pointing of us to the web site she ordered from, which has since rebranded itself, swapping within the phrase “poop” for “sh*t.”

The actress was low-key impressed with the menu, saying you may have your choose of doody, supplied in just a few completely different portions — the location serves up steaming choices from cows, elephants … and naturally, gorillas.

Dakota was even requested if she knew the place to order pubic crabs — and whereas she swore she hadn’t gone that far down the revenge rabbit gap, she seemed a little bit sheepish … teasing that if she did spill, somebody may discover out one thing they actually shouldn’t.