Police in Florida are asking the general public to maintain their eyes peeled — and their noses sealed — for a few purported shoplifters who efficiently carried out a poopy plan.

The Polk County Sheriff’s Workplace launched images and a video of the suspects who allegedly robbed a Household Greenback retailer in Mulberry, FL — with one in all them taking a dump proper on the ground!!!

Yup, you learn it proper. Even the police have been shocked by the crappy state of affairs and mentioned as a lot of their press launch posted on X this previous week.

Police mentioned the thieves — a person and girl — entered the shop and instantly put their plan into motion.

Cops say the person strolled round stealing $500 price of cleansing merchandise, as the lady diverted everybody’s consideration by popping a squat and utilizing the ground as her restroom.

The 2 then allegedly left the shop with the stolen items and hopped inside a white Ford van, which drove away.

Police famous {that a} retailer worker was pressured to “clear that … stuff up,” including, “We … child you not.”

The sheriff urged residents to contact Crime Stoppers in the event that they acknowledge “Mr. Clear” or “Ms. Dookie.”